The RAF PilotAn old RAF Pilot sat down at his local coffee shop, still wearing his war-weathered old leather flying jacket and battered flying hat. He ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a beautiful young woman sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked,
'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent a great deal my whole life flying planes, first Tiger Moths, then the early Anson’s flew Wimpeys, Lancs, Bleheims and Mosquito’s in WWII, and later on became an instructor. I've taught many people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. And you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping their coffees in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked the same question:
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'