A man walks into a Japanese Burger King and orders a bacon burger laden with 1,050 pieces of swine...
No, this isn't the beginning of a bad joke - it actually happened, and there's a viral YouTube video to prove it.
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In the video, we a see a guy sit down at a table and unwrap a mountain of bacon loosely held together by two buns and some nominal garnishment. He measures the mound of pork against his iPhone. He bows his head in a short prayer and starts stuffing his face.
Eventually he takes an alternating-hand approach - a bite of bacon from his right, a bite of bun from his left. After making a valiant effort, but relatively small dent in the monstrosity before him, the man retires to a bathroom with a decidedly queasy look on his face.
Believe me - there's a lot more of this story to read, so, if you have the stomach for it (bad pun - "slaps own wrist") read on through the hot link below.